top of page
Writer's pictureAnvil Prints

Crazy AI-Generated Art — Animal Poker Edition

Updated: Sep 27, 2023

My friend, the AI artist, can generate an image of just about anything… including a hamster playing poker.

AI art of a surprised hamster playing poker.

As any well-established and not at all fringe art critic would note, the above image portrays a rather surprised, or shall we say—stupefied, hamster. It appears that this incredulous hamster has just lost abysmally to whoever he/she or perhaps it faced.


The subtle yet felicitous details within the image, such as the sophisticated bong or the green fecal matter-shaped prop (the thing that looks like a doo-doo), harken to the wild beast behind the bow tie.


As we pan around the room, we perhaps see the opponent of the flummoxed hamster.

AI art of a confident dog playing poker.

This piece of AI-generated art portrays a member of canis lupus familiaris—a canine. This particular canis lupus familiaris appears to be some type of hound, or maybe a poodle that has undergone an extensive amount of plastic surgery.


The hound is calm, collected, and appears to be condensing in such a way that communicates to his opponent—the flummoxed hamster—you are nothing but a plebian masquerading as a member of the bourgeois class when, in reality, you are a rattus, a scavenger destined to eat my leftovers.


While the hound’s sentiments toward the hamster cannot be known with certainty, as an art critic, my analysis is never wrong.


Clueless to the scene around them, in the last part of the room, we see four golden retrievers along with an albino retriever who, being color blind, mistook white for gold. Amusingly, the simple-minded albino appears to be happily ignorant of his terrible mistake.

AI art of five golden retrievers playing a card game.

No one really knows what these jovial canines are playing or if the canines themself know what they’re playing. However, the expressions on each of the dog’s faces can act as a clue to how the game is progressing.


The first canine is notably in some kind of distress and is likely about to be ruined. The albino and middle canines appear to just be happy to be there and likely hold to a philosophy that their mothers told them because they were the runt of the pack—winning isn’t everything; having fun is what really matters.


The canine to the right of the middle golden retriever is the hardest to get a read on. Some AI art critics have suggested that he is secretly ecstatic on the inside, thinking: “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?” Others have claimed that he is basking in the joy of his presumed victory.


If you ask me, based on the contours of his face, straight posture, and slight smile of relief, the canine has just let out an “air biscuit” or “fluffer-doodle” as the British poodles say.


The last canine has the same look a mother has when she has caught her child’s hand in the cookie jar. Very unsettling.


Final Analysis of AI Generated-Art

My friend, the AI artist, is no simpleton when it comes to his works of art. They are full of perplexing oddities, intricate details, and unhinged styles. It is my life’s mission to showcase my AI friend’s art to the world. So, it is my “non-salesy” and totally selfless recommendation that you visit my AI friend’s art store.


0 comments

Commentaires


Thanks for subscribing!

bottom of page